Tumblr (3.0; @weeklyfalsefacts)http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be updating it anymore.</p> <p>Well, at least not for a while anyway.</p> <p>Especially since &#8220;did-yuo-kno&#8221; became a thing.</p> <p>If, on the off chance, anybody is interested in taking over, I guess you could send me a massage, but I doubt you guys would be.</p> <p>So, I guess, after that hiatus&#8230;</p> <p>Here&#8217;s an official statement of indefinite hiatus.</p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/27256950568http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/27256950568Sun, 15 Jul 2012 09:00:38 -0400these facts are not false<p><ul><li>Turtles are thorough flossers.</li> </ul><ul><li>Squid ink contains bullets.</li> </ul><ul><li>Lunch is an urban legend.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/25367360581http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/25367360581Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:04:31 -0400<p><ul><li>Swiss cheese can only be cut by a Swiss army knife.</li> </ul><ul><li>Tomatoes are actually a kind of meat.</li> </ul><ul><li>Envelopes are the cause of black holes.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24879712414http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24879712414Mon, 11 Jun 2012 07:58:51 -0400<p><ul><li>All flowers contain traces of chocolate.</li> </ul><ul><li>Trombones are 5% confetti.</li> </ul><ul><li>Butane is a delicacy in Taiwan.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24453002277http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24453002277Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:16:25 -0400<p><ul><li>Butter is contagious.</li> </ul><ul><li>Buffalo love a good suit.</li> </ul><ul><li>The proximity to cardboard is equal to anger toward gameshows.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24126447395http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/24126447395Thu, 31 May 2012 08:57:17 -0400<p><ul><li>Giants live at the bottom of the ocean.</li> </ul><ul><li>All spies prefer yogurt over ice cream.</li> </ul><ul><li>Babies never bite.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/23417858380http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/23417858380Sun, 20 May 2012 11:49:52 -0400<p><ul><li>Brownies are made of goblins.</li> </ul><ul><li>Gold plating actually turns things into solid gold.</li> </ul><ul><li>Oyster crackers do not exist in the northern hemisphere.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22989233571http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22989233571Sun, 13 May 2012 15:51:10 -0400<p><ul><li>Forks are made by carving them out of old spoons.</li> </ul><ul><li>All emeralds will some day turn blue.</li> </ul><ul><li>All people named Ryan hate pumpkin pie.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22587783873http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22587783873Mon, 07 May 2012 10:33:26 -0400<p><ul><li>It is illegal to be British and a Nazi.</li> </ul><ul><li>Serial killers make the best pie.</li> </ul><ul><li>Green is not a color.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22099844781http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/22099844781Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:47:06 -0400<p><ul><li>Fortune cookies always tell the truth.</li> </ul><ul><li>Envelopes were originally used as chess pieces before paper was invented.</li> </ul><ul><li>Contrary to popular belief, Monkey D Luffy of One Piece is not made of rubber. He is made of Jello and Yogurt.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/21589521290http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/21589521290Sun, 22 Apr 2012 15:01:24 -0400<p><ul><li>Uncle Sam is actually an only child.</li> </ul><ul><li>Chinatown was invented in 1654.</li> </ul><ul><li>Perforated edges happen by coincidence.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20963919644http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20963919644Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:12:47 -0400<p><ul><li>Bananas contain an average of 4 marbles.</li> </ul><ul><li>This sentence is true.</li> </ul><ul><li>Saxophones were originally a means of communication among Germans.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20879798436http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20879798436Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:55:11 -0400<p><ul><li>It&#8217;s all been done.</li> </ul><ul><li>Half of the world&#8217;s snow is plain. The rest is salted.</li> </ul><ul><li>The U.S. quarter has been in production for less than 200 years.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20783170881http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20783170881Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:23:00 -0400<p><ul><li>The number 5 is patented by Microsoft.</li> </ul><ul><li>Spiders are invisible until they touch you.</li> </ul><ul><li>Striped shirts are a sign of disrespect in France.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20692064400http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20692064400Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:13:47 -0400<ul><li>Pregnancy is contagious.</li> </ul><ul><li>Everyone is going to stop talking in June 2012.</li> </ul><ul><li>Earthquakes were invented as a way to prevent forest-fires.</li> </ul><p>(via <a href="http://jety-lefr.tumblr.com/">jety-lefr</a>)</p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20659061994http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20659061994Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:14:59 -0400<p><ul><li>When you mix red and blue, you get orange.</li> </ul><ul><li>Ancient Egyptians were the first to use black as a symbol for death.</li> </ul><ul><li>A regulation football is 5 meters in diameter.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20529619138http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20529619138Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:41:08 -0400<p><ul><li>The most common letter in the English language is $.</li> </ul><ul><li>Spoons are a necessary part of firefighting equipment.</li> </ul><ul><li>Toothpaste in 65% squirrel.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20481315528http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20481315528Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:14:00 -0400<p><ul><li>Paper is indestructible.</li> </ul><ul><li>Erasers work on computers.</li> </ul><ul><li>Lions have no teeth.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20481029542http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20481029542Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:01:00 -0400<p><ul><li>If pigs could write, they would use only capital letters.</li> </ul><ul><li>Digital clocks are blue twice as often as green.</li> </ul><ul><li>Mildew was Elvis Presley&#8217;s original first name</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20352196393http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20352196393Mon, 02 Apr 2012 11:43:43 -0400<p><ul><li>Floss is made of cobwebs.</li> </ul><ul><li>Any kind of salad is legally considered a full meal in Florida.</li> </ul><ul><li>This is a question.</li> </ul></p>http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20290597232http://weeklyfalsefacts.tumblr.com/post/20290597232Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:05:06 -0400