Weekly False Facts
Jul 15
WHOOPS, I forgot about this blog.
I don’t think I’ll be updating it anymore.
Well, at least not for a while anyway.
Especially since “did-yuo-kno” became a thing.
If, on the off chance, anybody is interested in taking over, I guess you could send me a massage, but I doubt you guys would be.
So, I guess, after that hiatus…
Here’s an official statement of indefinite hiatus.
Jun 18
This Week’s False Facts:
- Turtles are thorough flossers.
- Squid ink contains bullets.
- Lunch is an urban legend.
Jun 11
This Week’s False Facts:
- Swiss cheese can only be cut by a Swiss army knife.
- Tomatoes are actually a kind of meat.
- Envelopes are the cause of black holes.
Jun 05
This Week’s False Facts:
- All flowers contain traces of chocolate.
- Trombones are 5% confetti.
- Butane is a delicacy in Taiwan.
May 31
This Week’s False Facts:
- Buffalo love a good suit.
- The proximity to cardboard is equal to anger toward gameshows.
May 20
This Week’s False Facts
- Giants live at the bottom of the ocean.
- All spies prefer yogurt over ice cream.
May 13
This Week’s False Facts:
- Brownies are made of goblins.
- Gold plating actually turns things into solid gold.
- Oyster crackers do not exist in the northern hemisphere.
May 07
This Week’s False Facts:
- Forks are made by carving them out of old spoons.
- All emeralds will some day turn blue.
- All people named Ryan hate pumpkin pie.
Apr 29
This Week’s False Facts
- It is illegal to be British and a Nazi.
- Serial killers make the best pie.
Apr 22
This Week’s False Facts
- Fortune cookies always tell the truth.
- Envelopes were originally used as chess pieces before paper was invented.
- Contrary to popular belief, Monkey D Luffy of One Piece is not made of rubber. He is made of Jello and Yogurt.