I don’t think I’ll be updating it anymore.

Well, at least not for a while anyway.

Especially since “did-yuo-kno” became a thing.

If, on the off chance, anybody is interested in taking over, I guess you could send me a massage, but I doubt you guys would be.

So, I guess, after that hiatus…

Here’s an official statement of indefinite hiatus.

• Turtles are thorough flossers.

• Squid ink contains bullets.

• Lunch is an urban legend.

• Swiss cheese can only be cut by a Swiss army knife.

• Tomatoes are actually a kind of meat.

• Envelopes are the cause of black holes.

• All flowers contain traces of chocolate.

• Trombones are 5% confetti.

• Butane is a delicacy in Taiwan.

• Butter is contagious.

• Buffalo love a good suit.

• The proximity to cardboard is equal to anger toward gameshows.

• Giants live at the bottom of the ocean.

• All spies prefer yogurt over ice cream.

• Babies never bite.

• Brownies are made of goblins.

• Gold plating actually turns things into solid gold.

• Oyster crackers do not exist in the northern hemisphere.

• Forks are made by carving them out of old spoons.

• All emeralds will some day turn blue.

• All people named Ryan hate pumpkin pie.

• It is illegal to be British and a Nazi.

• Serial killers make the best pie.

• Green is not a color.

• Fortune cookies always tell the truth.

• Envelopes were originally used as chess pieces before paper was invented.

• Contrary to popular belief, Monkey D Luffy of One Piece is not made of rubber. He is made of Jello and Yogurt.